I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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