Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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