all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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