Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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