This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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