I'm drive I can fine osifer
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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