She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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