whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
So. Much. Porn.
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