It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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