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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
so much tequila, so little girl.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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