The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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