He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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