It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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