The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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