DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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