Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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