She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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