Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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