Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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