Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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