And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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