how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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