just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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