i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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