Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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