She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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