he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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