Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
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I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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