at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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