do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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