I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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