When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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