I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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