Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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