I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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