i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
They took my balls.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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