How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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