yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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