When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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