i don't like sucking hair
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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