I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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