why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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