Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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