I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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