Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Someone came in the potted fern
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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