there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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