whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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