Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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