Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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