Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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